OMG OMG OMG “the segway is going offroad!”:http://www.segway.com/centaur/ Check out the video, that guy LITERALLY pops wheelies ALL OVER THE PLACE! Even in the WOODS!
Watch the last 2004 presidential debate! It’s coming on right now!!!
I didn’t realize it until I went to the bathroom, but I put my boxer shorts on backwards this morning.
bq. *wesleypipesyo:* guess what I did
*wesleypipesyo:* you won’t ever guess
*wesleypipesyo:* in a million billion weeks
*Justin Blake:* killed a man in reno just to watch him die?
*wesleypipesyo:* I took a wiz off of a cliff into the grand canyon
*wesleypipesyo:* and I tried to pee onto the alamo
I don’t watch sports so sometimes when people mention names like Albert Pujols I have to pretend like I know what they’re talking about or change the subject.
Or I just say “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Say something that is interesting to me.” and if they try to keep talking about sports or some other thing I don’t understand like asp.net I just throw my hand up and do my best “not interested” sideways head-tilt. That really pisses them off. You shouldn’t do that unless you are ready to throw down.
I asked “James (xamichee.net)”:http://xamichee.net what this post should be about and he had an idea:
bq. James: make a poll! have people choose you a new hobby!! make one of the choices Baseball Cards!!! allow the same person to vote more than once!!!!
but that would require programming and I don’t like to program unless someone is paying me and that is why I use “textpattern”:http://textpattern.com to make what you are looking at right now.
Once again I’ve changed hosts and once again I’m ditching all my archives. I always hate myself later for doing that, but I don’t have to worry about that until later. Right now I feel pretty good.