Happy Birthday, Maya!

Today is Maya Evans’ birthday! She is an old kid now. Deal with it.

When Maya was a baby she looked like Bill Evans. Not weird because Bill Evans is her dad and Bill Evans has a baby-shaped head. That is not an insult, it works for him. Do not try to shape your head like a baby using black market surgeries, you will not be able to pull it off. Maya has a Maya-shaped head now.

Maya reads comic books. She does not bag and board them. I hope she never grows out of that.


Happy birthday, Maya! Have fun at Nick studios!

4 thoughts on “Happy Birthday, Maya!”

  1. Happy Birthday, Maya!
    Maya now looks just like her mom, Kristine, and that’s quite fortunate. Not that looking like Bill is unfortunate.

  2. Justin loves my head. I have photos of him kissing it if you want proof.

    Looking like Kristine is way better than looking like me.

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