Today is Maya Evans’ birthday! She is an old kid now. Deal with it.
When Maya was a baby she looked like Bill Evans. Not weird because Bill Evans is her dad and Bill Evans has a baby-shaped head. That is not an insult, it works for him. Do not try to shape your head like a baby using black market surgeries, you will not be able to pull it off. Maya has a Maya-shaped head now.
Maya reads comic books. She does not bag and board them. I hope she never grows out of that.
Happy birthday, Maya! Have fun at Nick studios!