Here are some quotes of Justin’s from the past year or so. Enjoy.
you give our baby good tiger protection
I’m so bad at shirts
this smoothie is too smooth
I can make vomit… but I have nowhere to put it
It smells like Charlie Brown in the closet
That’s where the lady was hiding who could smell my farts
It’s my inside sweater, like Mr. Rogers.
Oh no! I did it again. I smashed an egg in my pocket… Oh no! This is my wearing-around-the-house Mr. Rogers sweater
It’s a weird height. It’s somewhere between too tall and too short.
Wow, my feet are gross. Maybe I should start wearing shoes?
It tastes like a theme park.
My burp smelled like Target
AHHHHH!…What was that? A cat just bit my butt!