Today is my cousin, Jeff’s birthday! For 18 days he will be two years older than me.
Want to know what that adds up to? That adds up to 30. OMG OLD.
When we lived together as kids we used to catch things in the yard and keep them as pets. Spiders. Turtles. Don’t let spider eggs hatch in your house. Tip for the day.
Jeff can leap tall mountains with a single Jeep. He is constantly injured.
Happy birthday, Jeff!