I think apple juice makes you have to pee more than other drinks because it kind of looks like pee. Like maybe your body sees it and is like “oh you’re already processed, go ahead right on through.”
This morning I woke up to my baby sleeping at my chest, my cat sleeping at my knees, and my dog sleeping at my feet. I then turned my head toward Justin who was talking about cats in his sleep and Nathan who was neighing in his sleep.
I’m willing to bet that no one else on earth woke up like that this morning, which is unfortunate, because it’s the perfect way to wake up smiling.