Today is my Dad’s birthday. Me and my dad are professional loggers. Let us know if you need any trees cut down. Fences taken down at the same time at no additional cost.
Dad likes camo and John Wayne. Like any good dad.
He’s got a few spare parts too. Nipples, kidneys, etc. Backups. He thinks ahead. Like any good dad.
Happy birthday, Dad!
Isaac Stanley is married to my sister, Diana Stanley, and that makes him my brother. My brother has hunted moosen. Today is his birthday.
I don’t know how old Isaac Stanley is, but I think it’s funny that he has two first names.
No matter what happens to this guy I know he is going to be alright because he’s a resourceful, rugged, mountain man from Maine. Do you know how cold it gets there? So cold.
Happy Birthday, Isaac!