10:47:37 AM James O’Donnell: this morning when i stepped off my porch, i almost landed on two lizards that were doing it. they broke up and ran into the grass
10:47:52 AM James O’Donnell: thats probably how dinosaurs went extinct except with aliens instead of me
Today is my sister, Lindsay’s, birthday! She is my favourite sister who’s birthday is today. She is always there for me when I feel like geeking out over Harry Potter.
Lindsay has a son who is also my nephew who is crazy. In a good way. He is a pro swimmer and will hold your hand even if you are a stranger. So friendly.
Lindsay has a husband who is also my brother-in-law who I do not get to see very much because he is always bringing home the bacon. Do not be jealous of their complete family unit!
Happy Birthday, Lindsay!
I forgot that today is also Tyler’s birthday! Happy birthday, Tyler!
Tyler made arms for my clock and helped me terrorize no breath. He is handy to have around.