We also had pizza and went swimming with Kati and Jason. No pictures up of that because me with no shirt on = too sexy even for the internet.
Today I have been married to Kari for 9 years. She’s pretty cool. And awesome at Rock Band 2 vocals. We’re going to get all the trophies before you do.
I got her hooked on coffee somehow.
She always scoops the horse poop. In fact she’s about to go scoop some poop right now. She likes to cut the grass. These are good features in a wife.
Kari likes the pieces of Chex Mix that I don’t. We are a good fit.
Also happy 1st anniversary to Kati and Jason Cooley! Your dog misses you. And happy anniversary to Mil and Fil Hoad! I can’t remember which number it is but it’s up there. Nathan says hi.
Thomas‘ birthday is today! Thomas gave me an Xbox and hot sauce for his birthday and I didn’t even buy him a gift from Walgreens this year. I am a terrible person.
Thomas likes pulled pork and he hates stupid meetings. He has never seen Firefly. Do not try to talk him into watching it.
Thomas is standards compliant.
On Saturday, the 4th of July, we decided it would be cool to celebrate America’s right to EXPLOSIONS.
First, we tested the lighters:
Lighters were working. Next, we set up guards to make sure our oppressors weren’t gonna come back and try to steal our independence:
Guards were in place. Next, we get the childrens in on the action:
The childrens like fire. Good good. Now we get dangerous!
Dangit we are awesome.
Can you smell the sulfur? I can smell the sulfur.
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The morning after: