Justin: d00d bro you don’t trust me with your chickens?
Bill: no way man
Bill: you aren’t a certified organic farm
Bill: i don’t know what goes on at that compound
Bill: i’ve seen reckless 4 wheelers
Bill: horse shoes flying
Bill: trees falling
Bill: yea it’s not chicken-friendly
Bill: and guns
Bill: and fires
Bill: someone should take your child away
Do I lose man points for loving Confessions of a Pioneer Woman?
Maybe I can even it out by reading Confessions of a College Callgirl. I won’t be linking to that one. I’m sure you can find it if you really want to.
We saw this squirrel eating a slice of cheese pizza in the park today.