Hey blog reader! I bet you are wondering about my book reading adventures! I bet you pine for updates on it!
Well I finally finished I Was a Teenage Billionaire Psychopath. It might be the best thing ever created by anyone at any time ever.
It is time to move on to House of Leaves. Its randomly backwards and/or illegible pages lead me to believe it contains a code that, if cracked, could bring down the entire Catholic Church. Like in the Da Vinci Code except _for real_.