Want to know what I discovered when I went to the bathroom today? I put my boxer shorts on backwards this morning. _Again._
My wife is a genius. I submit the following points:
* She just found my walet
* There are more points but I can’t remember them
* I’m sure she could remember them if our roles were reversed
* Candy canes are delicious
* What was this list about?
Fire extinguishers might be the funnest things ever invented.
Is it time for me to start making poop jokes? Sometimes I think it is time for me to start making poop jokes. I fret about it.
_Is it time?!_
I bet I can chug luke-warm coffee faster than you.
Is MGM still fun? I can’t remember the last time I went. Do you think the people I work with will want to go on the tower of terror?