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So I’m just sitting in my yard burning some old desks and end tables when suddenly WHIZ BANG CRACKLE *BANG!* DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY LEVEE BUT THE LEVY LEVEE WAS DRY! Fireworks and American Pie on New Years Eve _Eve_. My neighbors are rocking _out_. I love living here.

Stop. It.

Remember when it was cool to emphasize a sentence by turning each word in the sentence into it’s own sentence? For example:

bq. Best. Song. Ever.

or…

bq. Oh. My. God.

Well it’s not cool anymore, you should stop doing it.