My mom uses email now

bq. Hi Justin,

bq. I will be mailing you a letter from the court house that came to our address. I think it’s a check from your jury duty. Have you changed your address? You’re gonna get locked up in prison for the rest of your life, then we will never see you again, then I’ll cry, then Lindsay and Diana will be sad, then Kari will kill you, so… Check into the matter.

bq. Love
Your favorite Mom

8 thoughts on “My mom uses email now”

  1. Your mom is the greatest.

    I’d like you to notice that she didn’t say Lindsay or Diana would cry. They’d just be sad. She also didn’t say that she would be sad, just that she’d cry.

    In conclusion, everyone hates you.

  2. Yeah, I don’t know how that happens. I’ve never lived in my parents house in Apopka and the IRS sent my update (you know that thing they send with how much money your family will get if you kick the bucket) there. We had been in our house for 2 years or something and I filed my income tax jointly with Bill and they had his address correct but not mine!

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